Studies show that a really great orgasm is one of the best ways to deal with stress. And if there is one thing we can all pretty much collectively agree on, it’s that things feel pretty damned stressful lately. So stressful that it can be pretty hard to get in the mood after spending a long day reading the news. However, you might have a chance to get in touch with your inner vixen in those few blissful moments between waking up, and realizing that a tweet might start World War III. Here are a few sex toys that can help you take advantage of that very precious time.
Mood Frisky
This is a multi-purpose vibrator if ever there was one. Its oversized head is perfect for G-spot or clitoral stimulation, and it has multiple speed levels. The Mood Frisky is waterproof, so you can wistfully fantasize about a world where the President doesn’t misspell the word “tap” in the shower, bath, or bed. Thanks to modern technology, you can even order this wondrous little friend from Amazon, so your neighbours never need to know why you’re so chipper first thing in the morning.
Nirvana 350
The Nirvana 350 is perfect for those who want it all. It’s made with super soft silicone and is waterproof. This makes it perfect for use anywhere, and makes it incredibly easy to clean. It’s designed to maximize G-spot, clitoral and anal stimulation, and does it ever take its job seriously. Way more seriously than a President who seems to golf more than he works. Adjust the branches, set the speed, and whisk yourself away to a place where politics are a distant dream (but not Mar-a-Lago; you wouldn’t want to get fantasy-food poisoning).
Le Reve
Le Reve is a very sleek three speed clitoral vibrator.It’s perfect for use on its own, with a dildo, or during sex. It’s small and discreet, making it easy to hide from pets or children. The name means “the Dream”, and it isn’t hard to tell why. This sleek vibrator can invoke a dream like state, where maybe, just maybe, Hillary won and Planned Parenthood gets to keep its funding. Keep reading.
via The Sirens Rise
Vibrators To Help You Make The Most Of Those Blissful Moments When You Forget Trump Is President
