Sometimes, I get hungry. And cranky. And super impatient. Here’s my first attempt at a humourous listicle about dealing with all that.
Catch All The Pokémon In Pokémon Go
Yeah I live in Canada, and the only version of the game I can currently download is a hack that may or may not come with a virus, but I’m still pretty confident I could download the game, deal with the virus, delete the game, and reset my phone back to factory default before my pint gets here.
Complete A Research Paper
When I was finishing up college one of our courses was to research and write a massive paper on a current legal issue. We were given an entire semester to thoroughly research and then carefully craft together a paper that was supposed to both inform our instructor on the topic, and convince him that our perspective on it was the definitive one. I’m pretty sure it took me less time to do this project than it took my food to arrive. But I might just be delirious from hunger.
My Taxes
I hate math and have dyslexia, but I’m still pretty sure I could have finished this year’s taxes by this point.
Write An Epic Fantasy Trilogy
Have I ever finished an epic fantasy I’ve started? Well, no, but you know, I’ve got the time…
Rerun Lord Of The Rings Through My Head
You and me both… Seriously though, speaking of epic fantasy trilogies, I could rewatch the Lord of the Rings trilogy, extended editions. To take my mind off the hunger, of course.
Learn A Foreign Language
You can order Rosetta Stone online, right?
Read Anna Karenina In Russian
#LifeGoals #RoryGetsMe
Fly To Texas
Feels like it would take less time to get the real thing at this point…